Humorous Wedding Roast of the Groom :: Wedding Toasts Roasts Speeches

Humorous Wedding Speech about the set upGood afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. Before starting the one speech that I cope youve all been waiting for, Id like to give thanks both(prenominal) Steve and Marcus my two support acts. And Id also like to thank Marcus in particular, for hosting what so far has been an absolutely fantastic wedding. It cant pass on been easy watching your only daughter marry mortal like Steve. In fact, I can only imagine what it capability have been like - perhaps a similar smellinging to realizing that youve right trodden in some fresh dog mess, only 100 time worse? But Marcus, if I may call you that, youve conducted yourself with great self-respect and composure today, and I think we should all take inspiration from you curiously when we next have a mishap on the pavement. And talking of mishaps on pavements, it was 17 years ago this very year that I trod on Steve sorry, I mean that I met Steve - one September morning, both of us walking to our first day at St Josephs Secondary. And I feel the things Ive witnessed over the last 17 years give me a certain authority today to remind Marcus, and to tell those of you who dont know Steve, quite what Aimees got herself into. Now, I can see Steve set-back to look uncomfortable and, behind that sweet smile, Aimee is clearly furious. And its sensible enough, because they did make it very plain to me that today was a family occasion. But its also tough, because this is too good an opportunity to miss. That said, they shouldnt really absorb because Steves never been much of a rebel. In fact, at indoctrinate he was quite a goody-two-shoe if you ignored the fact that through the poop and fifth year he used his changing room footlocker to run a profitable lending library of pornographic magazines. let me tell you, when word got close to that the Porn Prince had some new melodic phrase in, there would be a queue half way round the block. Or so I heard. But he did ask me non to go into that today, because its something hes never told Aimee, so I wont. And in fairness to Steve, he was actually a discerning student who always wanted to put forward his opinions and he would have done well if the examination board had only agreed with only if a few more of them.